2027 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner: August 2026-December 2027
$24.00
Get your sh*t together and crush your f*cking goals with this hilarious 17-month weekly engagement calendar.
Updated for 2027 with refreshed page designs, new profanity, and no-nonsense motivation, this planner pairs practical weekly and monthly organization with irreverent prompts that make staying on top of everyday chaos a lot more entertaining. Track appointments, birthdays, meetings, goals, deadlines, and all the other sh*t you need to remember without taking life too seriously.
A funny, functional gift for friends, coworkers, graduates, and anyone who likes their planning blunt, profane, and useful.
17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUG. 2026 - DEC. 2027)
- Portable 6" × 8.38" hardcover planner with double-spiral binding and elastic closure
- Four sticker sheets with 340+ colorful swearing stickers for reminders, appointments, deadlines, and more
- Monthly grids and dated Monday-Sunday weekly spreads
- Weekday "Sh*t to Remember" planning space
- Monthly goals, lists, and notes pages
- Bold, full-color page designs with fresh 2027 profanity, blunt encouragement, and humorous prompts
- 2026 and 2027 year-at-a-glance calendars
- Notes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates
- FSC-certified white, uncoated paper with smudge-free writing surface
- For adults due to explicit language
